cries tho bc can you imagine
after the wedding, Sirius calls lily “Evans” bc of force of habit, or bc he’s teasing, whatever and just
Can you imagine James’s smug happy beautiful triumphant face when he gets to correct
I am sobbing no one touch me
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
and now presenting the five stages of becoming attracted to a person
stage 1: denial
stage 2: anger
stage 3: bargaining
stage 4: depression
stage 5: acceptance
repeat ad infinitum
It’s like, quarter to midnight, so I should really be gettin some sleep, but I would really like to thank all of my new followers, like seriously wow so many I don’t understand, like I’ve had this blog for like 3 months and I’m nearly up to 100 seriously thank you all, it took me 3 years to get to 220 followers on my other blog (I think it’s actually around 270 now? I honestly can’t remember, I feel bad, I should actually go on there and do stuff…) but yEAH THANK YOU!!!!
Reblogging my other blog because of reasons and it appears I was wrong I do only have 220 followers on here now (assuming I got unfollowed because of inactivity? My apologies everyone, but I understand that not all of you like one direction and that’s literally all I’ve been blogging about the past 2 and a half months sorry not sorry) anyway, hope everyone is good and all that :)